The River Theater is looking for a Ralphie Parker for the November 2017 production of A Christmas Story: The Musical.


RALPHIE:  9, going on 10 (may be played by a 9 to 13 year old). Cute and winsome, but not precious. Bright, but not precocious. A regular kid you wouldn’t mind having as a next-door-neighbor. He’s  bit mischievous and rascally but with a twinkle in his eye. Ralphie above all is a dreamer. Seeking a young boy who is comfortable and honest on stage. Must be a good singer and be able to carry a show.


If this sounds even REMOTELY like you, we want to see you!